welp.

Sep 20

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corneille-moisie:

sammiwolfe:

claudialala:

Why the tomato? According to folklore, placing a tomato on the mantle of a new home guaranteed prosperity and repelled evil spirits. If tomatoes were out of season, families improvised by using a round ball of red fabric filled with sand or sawdust. The good-luck symbol also served a practical purpose—a place to store pins. These days, a strawberry-shaped emery often comes attached to the tomato. It is filled with silica, which cleans and sharpens pins and needles.

Are you shitting me right now I HAVE WONDERED FOR 20 YEARS WHY PINCUSHIONS ARE MADE TO LOOK LIKE TOMATOES

SEE I TOLD YOU THAT’S WHAT THE STRAWBERRY WAS FOR

corneille-moisie:

sammiwolfe:

claudialala:

Why the tomato? According to folklore, placing a tomato on the mantle of a new home guaranteed prosperity and repelled evil spirits. If tomatoes were out of season, families improvised by using a round ball of red fabric filled with sand or sawdust. The good-luck symbol also served a practical purpose—a place to store pins. These days, a strawberry-shaped emery often comes attached to the tomato. It is filled with silica, which cleans and sharpens pins and needles.

Are you shitting me right now
I HAVE WONDERED FOR 20 YEARS WHY PINCUSHIONS ARE MADE TO LOOK LIKE TOMATOES

SEE I TOLD YOU THAT’S WHAT THE STRAWBERRY WAS FOR

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oscarprgirl:

Sophia. @daviddownton

oscarprgirl:

Sophia. @daviddownton

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The plot of a Bioware game:

iron-bae:

shaithepanda:

1. Fuck up everything
2. Befriend some misfits
3. Solve their life problems
4. Save the world

1. Fuck up everything 
2. Befriend some misfits
3. Solve their life problems
4. Fuck one of the misfits
5. Save the world

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girls-effing-girls:

sakufay:

“ur cute”

“no ur cute”

*gets out knife* “NO UR CUTE”

toomanywells why did this remind me of u

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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“The more I live the more I think
two people together is a miracle.” — Adrienne Rich (via givenchybackpack)

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