I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
(Source: thetangential, via chipschallenge)
Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable. — Sometimes, I Just Don’t Have Time for Individual Fights | this ain’t livin’ (via albinwonderland)
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
I’m cuter than everyone who has ever hurt me
who is she
(Source: wannajoke, via missrik)
4C jesus please keep this wild ass Ouija shit off my dash
4C JESUS……… OH MY GOD.
OF ALL THE THINGS, 4C JESUS
y’all called him 4c… goodnight
I fuck with 4C Jesus he realer than Motions Jesus
Let’s not forget Soul Glo Jesus
To the utmost, Jesus saves!